Universal System for Social Rehabilitation

"This is not a love song"

The Artist Formerly Known as Johnny Rotten

"Most dystopian literature is wishful thinking anyway, a perverse relishing in the cynical vista’s of  a prepackaged identity, pre-emptive strikes of the imploding ego on its bursting bubble. You don't need Huxley. It's always gonna feel different."

the author formerly known as a Video format

"Marshall McLuhan"

This information is top security. When you have read it, destroy yourself.

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The Cathedral, as instructed by Its Mother, will soon start a project of social tagging of its users in order to determine whether you are, in strictu sensu, an author or not.

 

 

 

Users failing to be validated as an author will stand trial before the Grand Cathedral Court facing charges of Criminal Negligence in view of the Impending Global Catastrophy. Convicted users will receive punishment from HIDDEN Members of the Cathedral Executive Council.

!!!! Possible punishments range from blacklisting IP-numbers in Anti-Spam databases to a deliberate association of the users IP number with known terrorist organisations!!!!

SCORES OF GERMAN TERRORIST MUSIC FROM WW 0.0.1 built 18

In view of these imminent changes, you are strongly advised to pre-emptively join the Universal System for Social Rehabilitation (USSR).

The USSR, a spin-off of the GAP program, is currently under development, and joining it can only be accomplished by transferring 1.499,45 euro (or American Dollars,- it's peanuts for the eternUSSRal Protection you acquire anyway)
to my Paypal account (dv@yesyes__aaaaAâhgh_vilt.net).


As a Cathedral Service,however, registered users of the Cathedral are automatically joined to the list of USSR-citizens. Cathedral Registration is free of charge and open to anyone.

To correctly assess the risk you are running, a Cathedral Authoring Validation test will be available soon at this page. For now, please consider these WORDNET criteria for authorship.

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2 senses of author

Sense 1
writer, author -- (writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay))

-> communicator -- (a person who communicates with others)

=> alarmist -- (a person who alarms others needlessly)

=> allegorizer, allegoriser -- (someone who communicates in allegories)

=> announcer -- (someone who proclaims a message publicly)

=> articulator -- (someone who pronounces words)

=> asserter, declarer, affirmer, asseverator, avower -- (someone who claims to speak the truth; "a bold asserter"; "a declarer of his intentions"; "affirmers of traditional doctrine"; "an asseverator of strong convictions"; "an avower of his own great intelligence")

=> avower -- (someone who admits or acknowledges openly and boldly)

=> broadcaster -- (someone who broadcasts on radio or television)

=> conferee -- (a member of a conference)

=> confessor -- (someone who confesses (discloses information damaging to themselves))

=> correspondent, letter writer -- (someone who communicates by means of letters)

=> gossip, gossiper, gossipmonger, rumormonger, rumourmonger, newsmonger -- (a person given to gossiping and divulging personal information about others)

=> hisser -- (someone who communicates disapproval by hissing)

=> informant, source -- (a person who supplies information)

=> laudator, lauder, extoller -- (someone who communicates high praise)

=> negotiator, negotiant, treater -- (someone who negotiates (confers with others in order to reach a settlement))

=> persuader, inducer -- (someone who tries to persuade or induce or lead on)

=> popularizer, populariser, vulgarizer, vulgariser -- (someone who makes attractive to the general public)

=> presenter -- (someone who presents a message of some sort (as a petition or an address or a check or a memorial etc.))

=> promisee -- (a person to whom a promise is made)

=> promiser, promisor -- (a person who makes a promise)

=> propagandist -- (a person who disseminates messages calculated to assist some cause or some government)

=> propagator, disseminator -- (someone who spreads the news)

=> publicist, publicizer, publiciser -- (someone who publicizes)

=> quoter -- (a communicator (speaker or writer) who uses quotations)

=> rambler -- (a person whose speech or writing is not well organized)

=> reporter, newsman, newsperson -- (a person who investigates and reports or edits news stories)

=> respondent, responder, answerer -- (someone who responds)

=> roarer, bawler, bellower, screamer, screecher, shouter, yeller -- (someone who communicates vocally in a very loud voice)

=> sender, transmitter -- (someone who transmits a message; "return to sender")

=> signaler, signaller -- (someone who communicates by signals)

=> signer -- (someone who can use sign language to communicate)

=> swearer -- (someone who takes a solemn oath)

=> sympathizer, sympathiser, comforter -- (commiserates with someone who has had misfortune)

=> telepathist, thought-reader, mental telepathist, mind reader -- (someone with the power of communicating thoughts directly)

=> twaddler -- (someone who twaddles; someone who writes or talks twaddle)

=> waffler -- (someone who speaks or writes in a vague and evasive manner)

=> warner -- (someone who gives a warning to others)

=> waver -- (someone who communicates by waving)

=> wirer -- (someone who sends a telegram)

=> writer, author -- (writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay))

Sense 2
generator, source, author -- (someone who originates or causes or initiates something; "he was the generator of several complaints")

-> maker, shaper -- (a person who makes things)

=> basketweaver, basketmaker -- (someone skilled in weaving baskets)

=> belt maker -- (a maker of belts)

=> bookmaker -- (a maker of books; someone who edits or publishes or binds books)

=> brewer, beer maker -- (someone who brews beer or ale from malt and hops and water)

=> chandler -- (a maker (and seller) of candles and soap and oils and paints)

=> cobbler, shoemaker -- (a person who makes or repairs shoes)

=> confectioner, candymaker -- (someone who makes candies and other sweets)

=> generator, source, author -- (someone who originates or causes or initiates something; "he was the generator of several complaints")

=> glassmaker -- (some who makes glass)

=> hatmaker, hatter, milliner, modiste -- (someone who makes and sells hats)

=> ironworker -- (a person who makes articles of iron)

=> jewelry maker, jeweler, jeweller -- (someone who makes jewelry)

=> maltster, maltman -- (a maker of malt)

=> manufacturer, producer -- (someone who manufactures something)

=> needleworker -- (someone who does work (as sewing or embroidery) with a needle)

=> patternmaker -- (someone who makes patterns (as for sewing or carpentry or metalworking))

=> perfumer -- (a person who makes (and sells) perfumes)

=> piano maker -- (a person who makes pianos)

=> saddler -- (a maker and repairer and seller of equipment for horses)

=> sailmaker -- (a maker of sails)

=> shirtmaker -- (a maker of shirts)

=> spinner, spinster, thread maker -- (someone who spins (who twists fibers into threads))

=> steelmaker, steelworker, steelman -- (a worker engaged in making steel)

=> tentmaker -- (someone who makes or repairs tents)

=> toolmaker -- (someone skilled in making or repairing tools)

=> vintner, winemaker, wine maker -- (someone who makes wine)

=> violin maker -- (someone who makes violins)

=> watchmaker, horologist, horologer -- (someone who makes or repairs watches)

=> wigmaker -- (someone who makes and sells wigs)

=> Sax, Adolphe Sax -- (a Belgian maker of musical instruments who invented the saxophone (1814-1894))

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Baudrillard sucks.

 

 

 

 

L.U. January 10, 2006 22:53 © dv 2006 - Free Art License